Dirty Ceramic Decorating

Get your hands dirty and your creativity flowing with our cheeky ceramic decorating parties! Skipped art in school? No problem, just bring your best banter and go crazy on your own outrageously original keepsake. Sip some fizz, grab a handful of something risqué, and have a laugh making your masterpieces.

FOR 835 PEOPLE ✱ HEN PARTY, BIRTHDAY, CELEBRATION

Our Offerings


Dirty Ceramic Decorating

1.5 hours. £35 pp.

Dickorate/Clitorate

Choose which stunningly detailed Tartan Hens’ handmade ceramic parts you would like (we have multiple shapes!), and go wild. Your teacher will guide with artistic tips for your creation. Whether it’s a phallus or vulva you want to get your hands on, this unique activity is perfect for some cheeky fun and expressing your arty side! All materials provided. 1 Bottle of Prosecco included.


Choose from Tartan Hens’ handmade Penis/Vagina ceramics and create your filthy masterpiece. Enjoy the excellence of drag with an experienced Queen hosting, delivering spice and hilarity with two performances and witty jokes. Pageant at the end to introduce your naughty creation! All materials provided. Unlimited Prosecco.

Dirty Ceramic Decorating with Hilarious Drag Queen Host.

2 hours. £85 pp.

Drag & Dickorate


Add a Butler in the Buff or Bikini Babe to any experience for £200

How about

A CUSTOM
DANCE CLASS?

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Don’t be shy ;) we might be able to work some magic!