The perfect package

Each package comes in 3 tiers, so you hens can get as loose as you like

Gold Tier
Bottomless* Prosecco/gin/vodka, professional photographer to capture the best moments, naughty chocolate treats, hilarious prizes

Silver Tier
Bottomless* Prosecco (or non alc. alternative), naughty chocolate treats and hilarious prize for the best artist

Bronze Tier
Two bottles of Prosecco (or non alc. alternative) and naughty chocolate treat for each hen

Dirty Ceramic Decorating

1.5 hours
Gold Tier £75 pp.
Silver Tier £65pp.
Bronze Tier £35pp.

Dickorate/Clitorate

Choose which stunningly detailed Tartan Hens’ handmade ceramic parts you would like (we have multiple shapes!), and go wild. Your teacher will guide with artistic tips for your creation. Whether it’s a phallus or vulva you want to get your hands on, this unique activity is perfect for some cheeky fun and expressing your arty side! All materials provided. 1 Bottle of Prosecco included.

Dirty Ceramic Decorating with Hilarious Drag Queen Host.

2 hours
Gold Tier £85 pp.
Silver Tier £75pp.
Bronze Tier £55pp.

Drag & Dickorate

Choose from Tartan Hens’ handmade Penis/Vagina ceramics and create your filthy masterpiece. Enjoy the excellence of drag with an experienced Queen hosting, delivering spice and hilarity with two performances and witty jokes. Pageant at the end to introduce your naughty creation! All materials provided. Boozy 2h activity.